Imagine having a perfect internet connection as a superpower
Everywhere you go you have perfect wi-fi and you can extend the power to give others a good signal, too
(via w-interland)
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Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
(Source: parjars, via 5eva-a-potato)
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